A bus full of Nuns crushes a cow and falls off a cliff and they all die.
They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Agustin. He says to them “Sisters, welcome to great Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single line.” And nuns do so.
St. Agustin turns to the first woman in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a p.nis?”
Sister Debora responds: “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta…touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…”
St. Agustin says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” And she did so.
St. Agustin now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a p.nis?”
Barbara replies: “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…”
“Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Agustin sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susanne, why you in hurry? There is no rush!”
Sister Susanne responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Barbara sticks her ass in it!”