Note: This article contains coarse language that may offend some readers.
Ben Lauder recently discovered that if you leave an “adult toy” on a bedside table when there is a two-year-old running around, it may get into the hands of the toddler, particularly if that toy is pink and fits on her wrist just like a bracelet.
According to The Daily Mail, Lauder knew he had done something wrong, but he didn’t know what until she sent him a picture of the toddler showing off her newest piece of jewelry: a pink vibrating penis ring:
Barlow described finding out about her two-year-old niece Macy’s new bracelet:
“I sat on the sofa and Macy had been talking about a new watch and kept going on about her new pink bracelet and I was like ‘What is she talking about?’ then I looked and I just couldn’t believe it. I was mortified.”
Macy proudly posed for the picture wearing the penis ring wrapped around her wrist:
The aunt took the sex toy off of Macy and moved it to a new hiding place where the young child would not be able to find it. She said:
“I took it off her right away but she cried when I took it away. It’s now in a new very safe hiding place but Macy keeps asking for it and looking in my drawers.”
Eighteen-year-old Barlow lives with her family, so after getting a good laugh out of the penis ring-turned-child’s bracelet, it was time to explain what happened to the rest of the family:
“It was so awkward explaining what had happened. My mum kept asking what it was but I just told her she doesn’t want to know.”
Having moved into the family home not long after Macy found the sex toy, Lauder also had to face Barlow’s mom.