The husband insults his wife’s breasts at the table. What she does next made me cry from laughing!

So this husband thinks that he can simply start making fun of his wife. He in turn learns a valuable lesson. Simply perfect!

So, a family was at a dinner table when the son enquired of his father, “Dad just how many kinds of boobs are there?”

Surprised, the father answered, “You see son, there are actually 3 different types. One on women in her 20s, where it looks like melons; it is round and firm. The next one on women in her 30s, 40s and 50s, where they look like pears;; they are still evident but hanging. The other one is on her 60s, where they are like onions.”

“Onions?”

“Yes, when you look at them, all they do is make you cry.”

Hearing this, the wife and the daughter got angry, so the daughter asked, “Mother, just how many types of willies are there?”

Surprised, the mother smiled and started answering. “You see, a man normally goes through 3 phases. In the 20s, his willy resembles the mighty oak tree; mighty looking and hard. In the 30s, 40s, and 50s, it is like a birch tree; it is flexible but reliable as well. After his 50s, it resembles a Christmas tree.”

“ Why a Christmas tree?”

“ Well, the tree is mainly dead from the roots till the top and the balls in it are just for decoration purposes.”

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Well, life is a circle; what you give, so shall you receive. However there is nothing which is quite as funny as this joke about your better half. If you had a good laugh at their expense, be sure to share this with your friends!

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